I have known so many assholes like these two pricks right here
OH MY GOD
I don’t give a single fuck whether you’re a girl gamer or dude gamer. If you sound like you know your shit, i’m interested and we should totally play. Shit, one of the best King of Fighters players I know is woman, and she kicks my ass every time. Mad respect.
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
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how do you tell a girl politely you want to push her against a wall and make out with her
one wishes to reposition you unto the nearest structure and acquaint our faces in a feverish manner
that was beautiful
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A young father lays his newborn son down to sleep. He leans over the crib gate and kisses his forehead. As he’s leaving the room he turns around, swelling with pride, and whispers
“No homo…”
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